cosbycoldplay:

"you have an essay due monday"

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"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"

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"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"

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"they’re just fictional characters"

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everniam:

nice to know the bras the fans throw on stage are being used

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someblogkid:

This is going on my résumé!!

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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    psychotrix:

    Keep your friends close but keep acquaintances who knew you during your embarrassing early teenage phrase closer.

    deletes:

    I have the talent of getting tired without doing anything

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